No Material = Cheesy "Best Of" Post

So I know it's been kinda slow at Capicola lately, and for that I apologize. As you've read, I got sent away to a school for six weeks. Since I've come back, I've moved to a new shop, and the shop I moved to is, for lack of a better term, all fucked up. I'll be nice and not go further into the reasons why. Cough(past leadership)!
Anyways, I've got a lot to fix and spend most of my spare time thinking about how to fix it all. Unfortunately, my spare time used to be taken up with odd ball thoughts that have brought you such classics as Yer a Bum, Rock, Cleanliness is Next to Stupidity, The Run Gets Racy, and Laziness Update. So instead of dazzling you with something new, I'm forced to let you reminisce in these sweet memories. It's a little something I learned from Sit-coms when they run out of material. Please enjoy.
New comments on old posts are always appreciated, as I care what you all think, and I'm wondering if you have given up on Capicola and my staff (aka me).