Yer a Bum, Rock!

Ok, so in honor of the new Rocky Movie coming out, I think its high time we paid tribute to an acting role in the first Rocky film that was never nominated for any awards, yet has their own action figure.

Yes, when Rocky was released in 1976, I was but 3 years old. I was on my 4th pair of plaid pants, turtle necks took up a third of my wardrobe, and America was 4 months into her 200th year.

So what role has their own action figure? The meat. In particular, the meat that Rocky beat. Dude, that's hot. More specifically, the scene where Rocky was training and was punching the huge side of beef. That meat has its own action figure. Yes, yes it does. Much to PETA's chagrin.

I think this will go down in history as the most "in-active" "action-figure" the world has ever known. If you buy it here, you can beat your meat till you go blind need glasses.