Newses

Old news: My apologies for not posting in a few days. My homework for college has been a bit large lately and work has been keeping me pretty busy. Next week looks to be even busier, with lots more homework. Shitty.
Good news: My new flash finally came in, and it's effin' gi-normous!
Bad news: Time has been scarce to mess with it too much.
Awesome news: I've found a little slice of Utopia with free admission nearby. What's in there? Monkeys, in all their mite-picking, poop-flinging, grab-ass-tic-glory. Yeah, there'll be pictures, you can bet your ass on that. Monkeys. Yeah.
No news: I'm supposed to be heading out of town again soon, but just got word that there is no word. "They" will either spring it on me at the last minute (likely) or I won't be going after-all(excellent).

Other Gnews: On the Great Space Coaster, Gary Gnu's catch phrase was, "No Gnews is Good Gnews with Gary Gnu" but for some reason, he didn't put a "g" in front of "no". Oh, Gary, your attention to detail is gnegligent. If you don't remember the Great Space Coaster, this clip will take you back, Family Guy style.