Friday, December 28, 2007

What The Hell Is That?!

So, I decided about a year ago that I wanted to have a little contest, but was undecided on some issues with this site. I've since then pulled my head out, and now present to you, What The Hell Is That?! Below is a photo I took of an "object" in my house. The first person to correctly guess what the hell this is will receive an item from Capicola Goods and the privilege of looking down your nose at the losers. You've gotta be moderately specific to win.











Drop your guess in the comment section, and don't forget to leave your name, so you can get your awesome prize!

Comments now CLOSED.
Update, January 9, 2008:
So far there are some really good guesses, a few odd ones, and some suggestions that make me question further association with humanity. I'm gonna give it a few more days before I decide who is the closest or who guesses What the Hell That Is. Keep the guesses coming in, and don't forget to leave your name.
Tokyo Slim

23 Comments:

At Fri Dec 28, 10:25:00 PM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first, I thought this came up aftera long night of boozing...then I was thinking, maybeone of the slimlings was putting something in her ear again...but since you were just in Hawaii, I have to guess this is breakfast of two scoops of rice with ham and egg mixed in.
-Matay

 
At Fri Dec 28, 11:25:00 PM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

Hey bruddah Matay! Fortunately, Slimling #2 has kept the ear canals relatively free of obstruction lately. However, you HAVE EARNED the opportunity to continue guessing. Of course, you score big points for the Paniolo Breakfast idea, ono grindz!!! Mahalo.

 
At Sat Dec 29, 05:23:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay on with the guessihg...this is some sort of soap product squeezed out in a hand.

 
At Sat Dec 29, 05:24:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops last post by Matay

 
At Sat Dec 29, 11:50:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

Nope, sorry, although, clean hands are happy hands...

 
At Sat Dec 29, 10:50:00 PM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn it...

 
At Sun Dec 30, 12:31:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a pastrami sandwich with regular old yellow mustard running over on the side. (french i think)
If not then it's the stuff between your toes after an exercise.
oh ya are you done with the soju yet? I got stuff to develop.

-Ross (the original Hater)

 
At Sun Dec 30, 11:10:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

Nope, sorry Ross. Your combination of yellow mustard and exercise toe funk makes me question why I talk to you sometimes. Then I realize its cuz we have the same twisted minds. Keep guessing, you hater.

As far as the shochu goes, I'm almost done with the first bottle and will buy the second bottle today. It's making my liver say "ouch, quit it." But I will do my best to power through the sucky pain in the name of homemade pinhole cameras!

 
At Mon Dec 31, 10:55:00 PM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROAST BEEF ROAST BEEF!!!!!

 
At Tue Jan 01, 10:49:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

ooooh... no. and if your roast beef is normally yellow, you might want to check if your fridge is plugged in; it might not be just the light bulb, dicklee...

 
At Thu Jan 03, 12:46:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

definitely ham and cheese!!!! with mustard......i'm stickin by the mustard

-ROSS

 
At Thu Jan 03, 04:20:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really unfortunate eye gunk?

 
At Fri Jan 04, 06:48:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sorta looks like a Capicola ham and yellow mustard sandwich on a roll.
Number1meanmommmy@yahoo.com

 
At Fri Jan 04, 09:31:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with anonymous above BUT!!
yep that's right, theres always a BUT....i think it's a croissant not a roll. you like how i just piggybacked (cheated) off the guy above. I don't know why i never thought of Capicola ham in the first place....man i'm such a hater!!

-ROSS

 
At Sat Jan 05, 02:32:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like chicken cordon bleu (flattened chicken breast with ham and cheese rolled inside).

 
At Sat Jan 05, 04:16:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

Ronnie, that sounds tasty and I'm gonna make it soon, but you are not correct.

ROSS- not a croissant, you piggybackin, playah-hatin' kenny's-hood-wearin' son of a gun!

Number1meanmommmy, love your name, but I'm not down with your guess. Capicola ham woulda been too easy, yet soooo damn tasty!!! It's also not a roll. Hmm, we seem to deduce towards one constant here...

 
At Mon Jan 07, 10:18:00 PM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arby's roast beef sandwich with mustard....wait no....hot dog bunn with ham....and Mustard...no...wait........damn-it!!! It's something with mustard!!! I told you I'm a people person!!! what the hell is the matter with you people!!! just give me the damn T shirt!!!......................OK i'm calm now....

-Ross

 
At Wed Jan 09, 06:48:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger JustDandy said...

I think it is capicola ham with melted american cheese on an english muffin!!!!

 
At Wed Jan 09, 09:18:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a ham sandwich on white bread oozing with French's yellow mustard.

 
At Wed Jan 09, 10:00:00 AM GMT+9, Blogger SEMO Animal Rescue Alliance Inc said...

It is a thinly sliced Capicola sandwich with cheese and mustard.

 
At Wed Jan 09, 10:44:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turkey, Ham & Cheese on an english muffin freshly toasted in the best toaster oven you ever met

 
At Wed Jan 09, 12:56:00 PM GMT+9, Blogger Tokyo Slim said...

The best toaster oven I ever met was a Virgo from Soho. We dated briefly until she was recalled for faulty wiring.

 
At Sun Jan 13, 03:15:00 AM GMT+9, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it looks like a spam sandwich with melted cheese...ms.lilly

 

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