5-Head
Ok, so we were waiting on a light in traffic the other day, and I looked over to a Cell-Phone shop. Inside the shop was a female employee dealing with a customer. I couldn't help but notice that she had the largest forehead I've seen in quite some time. She had her hair pulled back, accentuating it.
I nudged my wife and pointed it out. Here's how the conversation went down:
Me: Hey, babe, check out that chick's huge forehead.
Wife: Holy cow! (Smack) Yer a jerk!
Me: It's not my fault its a huge forehead!?!!
Wife: Her hair is pulled back.
Me: I know!!! It's like she's telling the world, "Hey!!! Hey!!!! Look at my huge forehead!!!!"
Wife: Sssshhh!! That's mean!!!!
Me: Well, that's what she's doing.
Wife: That's not a good hair style for her.
Me: Duhhh!!??!! Maybe she's trying to attract a huge-forehead-lovin' man? She's all," Hey, boys, check out this big, sexy, forehead action!"
Wife: Shut up!! (Smack)
Me: And then some dude without a Cell-Phone's all like"Ohhh Goddamn! That chick's forehead is hot!! I'd buy a cell-phone from her any day! Oh god, I just wanna thump it with my finger! I wanna feel it's firmness!"
Wife: Your an asshole!
Me: ...yeah. It's big though, huh?
Wife: ... Light's Green.
posted by Tokyo Slim @ 9:59 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
so will there be a follow up to the big forehead lady. Or will your wife not let you. This sounds kinda like what Matay and ms. lilly would have gone thru. Ironic at times.
Probly no follow up. We sat at the same intersection the very next day, but ol' forehead chick was not there.
Possible reasons:
1. She was a temp
2. Scared people
3. Got a better job offer as a bill-board.
"The Kramer name lives on". Miss Lilly just delivered another boy. Since I already have little Squish and little Squirt, I shall name him Squeal.
-Matay
Congratulations, buddy! Hope all is well with everybody!
Slim
oh my God this sounds just like you. I can actually picture you in my head doing this. HAHAHA
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