The Secret to Healthy Fugu

Well, a few posts ago, I regaled you with the amazing adventures of my Fugu Fish Rescue, or Operation FFR-06. Well, I'm sad to report, that one fugu has died. It is now that I realize how to keep a Fugu fish alive; they need to be thrown down the garbage disposal.

The tiny, runt of the school is still alive and happy after his ordeal in the disposal. The bigger, school bully is dead and took the Porcelain Highway out of Slim-ville. Obviously he was in dire need of some disposal time, and I neglected to give him this essential ingredient to good Fugu health.

If you've got Fugu's (or would it be Fugi?) *I urge you: run, don't walk, and throw them down the disposal now! Their life may depend on it!

* Disclaimer: This statement is not endorsed by PETA, SPCA, or Joe's Crab Shack. Individaul results may vary. For the absolute best care of your Fugu fish, consult your local practitioner of fish medecine.