The Drug Post: Volume 2, More Smack and Booze

Ok, so well over a year ago, I posted this, The Drug Post, on the old blog. I've managed to find a few more gems related to the drug post, catch them after. First, here's the original:

So I found out where to score some cheap smack in Great Falls, Montana; at Smith's over by Pier 1 Imports, but more on that later.

About a week ago, we went to Barnes and Noble by Pier 1. I was feeling all rich and wasteful so I bought me and the wife a couple of Mocha Frappuccino's at the Starbucks in there. These things are like liquid crack!

They are so delicious that you can’t stop sipping on them, despite the ice, so you get the whole brain freeze, ice cream-head-ache thing going on. You have to stop, let your blood raise your cranial temperature so you can function, and then you take another couple of hits on the straw and start the process over again. Hurts so good!

Anyway, we were on that side of town so we decided to pop into Smith’s to look for red pickled ginger, and that’s when we found the cheap smack. Here’s a pic of our stash:

12 for a dollar; now that's cheap smack!

Close-up Smack. I'm not sure what "oriental" is supposed to taste like. Maybe laquer furniture, possibly Mah Jong pieces, Ultraman action figures in a light sesame sauce or maybe it somehow tastes like Tokyo grid-lock traffic. Ahh the mystery of the far east...

And now the update:
So here's smack for dogs. Apparently, dog's have an extremely high tolrance, so it comes in 10kg bags. Canine junkies...

Get your leash, Fido! Its time to tie one off!

Moving on from narcotics to booze, I found some candy today.
Yes, candy for Rummies!

At first look, I thought this was hilarious because of the name. I didn't have my camera with me, so I just slipped it under my shirt while my kids were on lookout bought it to take pictures at home.
When I got home and read the package more closely, this stuff actually has 3.7% alcohol in it from the rum raisins. Guess I should have taken paper instead of plastic. Cheers!



Photos By Tokyo Slim