A Moron's Guide to "Art"

Ok, so I've never owned a piece of art. I probably wouldn't know "art" if it snuck up and bit me in the ass. However, I do know Art Van de Lay, from the TV show Seinfeld. I'm a huge fan of the show and I decided to capitalize on being in a country which has no regard for copyright laws. I ordered "The Kramer" poster from the internet and brought it to a painter, who made me this:


The Kramer
I'd say I'm several steps ahead of any Seinfeld fan with this "original" piece.




















Here's a link to the poster for you to buy. The eyebrows are not quite right, and that makes or breaks the painting in my opinion, but this was done during the exercise and I couldn't guide the artist in what I wanted. I'd say the artist did a very good job, not having the show in syndication here in Korea and never having laid eyes on the man we know as "Kramer."

Hopefully I have my own desk area in Misawa, as I will most likely have to hang this at work, I don't think my wife would want this in our home.
Photos By Tokyo Slim, the art collector