A Letter to Irish Spring

I recently e-mailed Irish Spring after an incident that happened the other day with their new Micro Clean soap. Here's that email:

Hello people at Irish Spring!
I would think this is a busy time of year, what with St. Patricks Day coming up, so I’ll make this brief. I'd like to inform you of a recent discovery that you may or may not be aware of.

I was taking a shower the other day and I lathered up to wash my face. The hot water temperature fluctuates here, and as I started to rinse my face, the water got extremely hot. Trying to avoid scalding facial burns and disfigurement, I sped up to quickly clear away the suds, and in the process, got a rather large amount of "Irish Spring Micro Clean" suds up my nose.

If nasal lather exposure is an area of research and testing that your company has shied away from, please learn from my experience: it's unpleasant. If you have tested this area of exposure, I wonder, were your findings similar to mine?

Clean and Curious,
T. Slim

I'll let you know when I hear back from the Irish Spring people.