The Hypocritical Fold

I know I've been on a home-care and cleaning rant lately, but I've got to say, when it comes to folding laundry, that bed sheet with the elastic corners is the most hypocritical fold-job of them all. Yeah, you're making it smaller, but you're defeating the purpose of folding, which is to neatly stow away. I can make it smaller and cram a into a drawer, but when I pull it out, it's gonna look like a pile of home-made ass.

I hate that sheet, and I hate being a hypocrite for folding it.

I'm done now, thanks.